I before E and OMG

So this happened this morning:



I had Tony test it and he said the scale was accurate. Should I trust this face?



In any case, I refused to tell him what the scale told me. After he asked for the 5th time, I told him it said FU. Only I did not abbreviate.

In any case, I am woefully distraught and need to lose 20 lbs instantly. Help!

All of this has made me feisty. This brings up the topic of I before E except after C. Why isn't fiesty spelled to follow that rule? That makes me more feisty.

Society needs rules people!!!!

-Word.